Meet PhuckeryU’s Adjunct Professors

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Professor Po Po

Visiting Professor of Cinematic Chaos and Figure-Skating Philosophy

Field of Study: Motion • Melodrama • Momentum Management

Professor Po Po blurs the line between art, sport, and existential spectacle. Their course Blades of Brilliance examines the physics of performance and the poetics of over-commitment — proving that every pirouette is a philosophical question in motion.

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Madame Boujeux

Visiting Lecturer in Fashionable Philosophy & Theoretical Vanity

Field of Study: Luxury Culture • Aesthetic Irony • Perfumed Sociology

Madame Boujeux lives for luxury and lectures on the comedy of consumerism. Draped in confidence and Chanel No. 5, she dissects trends, worship, and the absurd theatre of fashion with academic precision and scandalous flair. Her presence alone raises the site’s SEO by one octave.

Madame Boujeux’s First Treatise Coming Soon!