The Legal Stuff:

  • Effective Date: 01-01-26
    Last Updated: 01-01-26

    All content, branding, and creative materials associated with the University of Phuckery and this website are the exclusive property of 1560606 BC Ltd., unless otherwise stated.

    1. Ownership of Intellectual Property

    All text, designs, graphics, images, logos, slogans, digital certificates, degree titles, parody academic language, and other creative expressions displayed on the Site (collectively, “Content”) are protected by Canadian and international copyright, trademark, and intellectual property laws.

    This includes, without limitation:

    • The University of Phuckery name, emblem, and crest;

    • Product titles such as “Diploma in Basic Phuckery,” “Bachelor of Advanced Phuckery,” “Master of Ultimate Phuckery,” and “Honourary Degree of Phuckery”;

    • Taglines, course descriptions, and marketing materials; and

    • Any distinctive combinations of words, design, and humour used to identify the brand.

    All rights are reserved by 1560606 BC Ltd. Unauthorized use, duplication, distribution, or modification of any Content without prior written consent is strictly prohibited.

    2. Parody and Original Works

    The University of Phuckery brand and its products are original satirical works created for entertainment purposes. While parody is a protected form of expression under Canadian and international copyright law, it remains the intellectual property of the creator.

    No user or third party may reproduce, imitate, or create derivative works based on the University of Phuckery brand or its associated products for commercial purposes without written authorization.

    3. Limited Licence

    Visitors are granted a limited, non-exclusive, non-transferable licence to access and use the Site for personal, non-commercial purposes only. This licence does not permit the republication, resale, or distribution of any Content in any form, whether digital or physical.

    You may not use the University of Phuckery name, logo, or materials in a manner that implies endorsement, affiliation, or sponsorship without prior written approval from 1560606 BC Ltd.

    4. Enforcement of Rights

    1560606 BC Ltd. actively monitors and enforces its intellectual property rights. Unauthorized use may result in legal action, including injunctions, damages, and recovery of legal fees.

    We reserve the right to issue takedown notices, pursue claims under the Copyright Act (R.S.C., 1985, c. C-42) and the Trademarks Act (R.S.C., 1985, c. T-13), and engage international enforcement mechanisms to protect our original works and brand identity.

    5. Reporting Infringement

    If you believe any content on this Site infringes your copyright or trademark rights, please contact us immediately with a detailed description of the alleged infringement.

    Contact Information:
    1560606 BC Ltd.
    Email: info@universityofphuckery.com
    Website: www.universityofphuckery.com
    Mailing Address: Suite 2, 1511 Commercial Drive, Vancouver, BC, V5L 3Y1

    All inquiries will be reviewed and addressed in accordance with applicable intellectual property laws.

  • Effective Date: 01-01-26
    Last Updated: 01-01-26]

    1560606 BC Ltd. (“Company,” “we,” “us,” or “our”) operates the website [www.universityofphuckery.com] (the “Site”) under the satirical brand name University of Phuckery.

    This Privacy Policy describes how we collect, use, disclose, and protect your personal information in compliance with the Personal Information Protection and Electronic Documents Act (PIPEDA) and other applicable privacy laws of Canada.

    By using our Site or purchasing our products, you consent to the collection and use of your information as described herein.

    1. Nature of the Business

    The University of Phuckery is a satirical, parody-based lifestyle brand. The Site and its products—including novelty certificates, humorous “degrees,” and branded merchandise—are intended solely for entertainment and personal enjoyment.

    We do not operate as an accredited educational institution and do not issue legitimate degrees or certifications. Any data collected from you is used strictly for e-commerce and marketing purposes.

    2. Information We Collect

    We collect only the personal information necessary to operate our online store, process your orders, and communicate with you effectively. This may include:

    • Contact Information: name, email address, phone number, and shipping/billing address;

    • Payment Information: credit card or other payment details (processed securely through third-party payment processors; we do not store payment data directly);

    • Order Information: details of products purchased, order history, and delivery preferences;

    • Technical Data: IP address, browser type, device information, and cookies for website functionality and analytics;

    • Communications: emails, inquiries, or messages sent to our support team.

    We do not collect sensitive personal data (such as health information, political beliefs, or academic records).

    3. How We Use Your Information

    We use the information collected to:

    • Process and fulfil your orders;

    • Communicate with you regarding orders, updates, or support inquiries;

    • Improve our website’s functionality and user experience;

    • Send promotional communications (only if you opt in);

    • Comply with legal obligations and prevent fraudulent activity.

    We do not sell, rent, or trade your personal information to third parties.

    4. Consent

    By providing personal information through the Site, you consent to our collection, use, and disclosure of that information for the purposes outlined in this Policy.

    You may withdraw your consent at any time by contacting us at [insert contact email]. Please note that withdrawal of consent may affect our ability to provide certain services, including order processing and shipping.

    5. Disclosure of Information

    We may share your information only in the following limited circumstances:

    • With trusted third-party service providers who perform functions such as payment processing, order fulfilment, and website hosting;

    • To comply with applicable laws, court orders, or government requests;

    • To protect our legal rights, property, and safety, or those of others;

    • In the event of a merger, sale, or reorganization, where information may be transferred as part of business assets.

    All third parties with access to your personal data are bound by contractual obligations to handle it in accordance with applicable privacy laws.

    6. Cookies and Tracking Technologies

    Our Site uses cookies, pixels, and similar technologies to enhance your browsing experience. Cookies help us:

    • Recognize returning visitors;

    • Maintain your shopping cart session;

    • Track analytics for marketing and performance improvement.

    You may disable cookies through your browser settings, though some features of the Site may not function properly without them.

    7. Data Retention

    We retain your personal information only as long as necessary to fulfil the purposes for which it was collected, comply with legal obligations, or resolve disputes.

    When personal information is no longer required, it will be securely deleted or anonymized.

    8. Security of Your Information

    We take reasonable administrative, technical, and physical safeguards to protect your personal information against unauthorized access, alteration, disclosure, or destruction.

    Despite our efforts, no online system can be guaranteed 100% secure. By using this Site, you acknowledge that data transmission over the Internet carries inherent risks.

    9. Third-Party Links

    Our Site may include links to third-party websites. We are not responsible for the privacy practices, content, or policies of those websites. We encourage you to review the privacy statements of any external sites you visit.

    10. Marketing Communications

    We may send you promotional emails or newsletters only if you have explicitly opted in to receive them. You may unsubscribe at any time by clicking “Unsubscribe” in our emails or by contacting us directly.

    We comply with Canada’s Anti-Spam Legislation (CASL) and respect your right to control your inbox.

    11. Accessing and Correcting Your Information

    You have the right to request access to, or correction of, the personal information we hold about you. To make such a request, please contact us using the details below. We may require verification of your identity before fulfilling the request.

    12. Children’s Privacy

    Our Site and products are intended for adults. We do not knowingly collect or solicit personal information from individuals under the age of 18. If you believe we have inadvertently collected data from a minor, please contact us so we can delete it promptly.

    13. Changes to This Policy

    We may update this Privacy Policy from time to time to reflect changes in our practices or applicable laws. Updates will be posted on this page with a revised “Effective Date.” Continued use of the Site constitutes your acceptance of any updated terms.

    14. Contact Information

    For questions, requests, or complaints regarding this Privacy Policy, please contact:

    1560606 BC Ltd..
    Operating as University of Phuckery
    Email: info@universityofphuckery.com
    Website: www.universityofphuckery.com
    Mailing Address: Suite 2, 1511 Commercial Drive, Vancouver, BC, V5L 3Y1

  • We like to keep things real — even when they are fake.

    All University of Phuckery products are sold by 1560606 BC Ltd. and are novelty, parody, or custom-made items created purely for entertainment. That means:

    • Digital certificates and downloads are final sale — once you graduate, there is no going back.

    • Physical items (printed certificates, apparel, etc.) may be eligible for exchange only if they arrive damaged, defective, or entirely wrong (it happens, but rarely).

    • To qualify for an exchange, email us within 7 days of delivery at [insert email]. Include your order number and a photo of the issue.

    • Shipping fees are non-refundable, and we do not cover return shipping unless we made the error.

    We promise no pop quizzes, no hidden fees, and no bureaucratic nightmares — just straightforward service and good humour.

  • We ship wisdom (and wit) worldwide.

    All University of Phuckery products are fulfilled by 1560606 BC Ltd., a proudly Canadian company committed to getting your novelty degree into your hands faster than most real universities deliver transcripts.

    Here’s how it works:

    • Processing Time: Orders are printed, packed, and shipped within 3–5 business days (we are efficient, but still human).

    • Delivery Time:

      • Canada: 3–10 business days after dispatch.

      • U.S. & International: 7–21 business days depending on distance, customs, and how curious border agents feel about your “PhD in Phuckery.”

    • Digital Certificates: Instant graduation! Your download link arrives by email within minutes of purchase.

    • Shipping Fees: Calculated at checkout based on destination and product type.

    • Tracking: A tracking number will be provided once your package is en route — because suspense is overrated.

    We cannot control postal delays, weather, or acts of bureaucracy. However, if your order seems lost in the system longer than a government grant application, email us at [insert support email], and we will investigate.

  • Effective Date: 01-01-26
    Last Updated: 01-01-26

    Welcome to the University of Phuckery website (the “Site”), operated by 1560606 BC Ltd. (“Company,” “we,” “us,” or “our”). The following Terms and Conditions (“Terms”) govern your access to and use of our Site, products, and services, including any content, functionality, and products offered through www.universityofphuckery.com (collectively, the “Services”).

    By accessing or using our Services, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agree to be bound by these Terms. If you do not agree, you must not use our Services.

    1. Nature of Business

    The University of Phuckery is a satirical, parody-based, and entertainment-oriented online business. The Site and its products—including but not limited to certificates, diplomas, apparel, and related merchandise—are intended solely for novelty, humour, and lifestyle purposes.

    The University of Phuckery is not an accredited educational institution, nor does it provide academic courses, degrees, credits, or certifications of any kind recognized by any government, licensing authority, or academic institution.

    All products, titles, and designations (such as “Diploma in Basic Phuckery,” “Bachelor of Advanced Phuckery,” or “Honourary Degree of Phuckery”) are fictional and intended for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to legitimate educational credentials is purely coincidental and not intended to deceive or mislead.

    2. Eligibility

    By using this Site, you represent and warrant that you are at least 18 years of age or the age of majority in your jurisdiction, and that you have the legal capacity to enter into these Terms. Individuals under 18 may not purchase from or use this Site.

    3. Use of the Site

    You agree to use the Site only for lawful purposes and in accordance with these Terms. You must not:

    • Use the Site in any way that violates any applicable law or regulation;

    • Misrepresent the nature or purpose of the Site or its products;

    • Claim or imply that any product purchased constitutes a legitimate academic credential or qualification;

    • Engage in conduct that could disable, overburden, or impair the Site or interfere with other users’ enjoyment of the Services; or

    • Attempt to gain unauthorized access to any portion of the Site or any systems connected to it.

    4. Intellectual Property

    All content on this Site, including but not limited to text, graphics, logos, designs, images, product descriptions, and the “University of Phuckery” name and branding, are the intellectual property of 1560606 BC Ltd. or its licensors and are protected by copyright, trademark, and other applicable laws.

    No portion of this Site may be copied, reproduced, republished, transmitted, or distributed without our express written consent.

    5. Product Descriptions and Availability

    We make reasonable efforts to ensure that product descriptions, pricing, and availability are accurate. However, we do not warrant that all information is free from error. We reserve the right to correct any errors, inaccuracies, or omissions and to change or update information at any time without prior notice.

    All products sold through the Site are for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Purchases do not grant any form of academic standing, certification, or qualification.

    6. Pricing and Payment

    All prices are listed in Canadian dollars (CAD) unless otherwise stated. Payment must be made in full at the time of purchase using an accepted payment method. We reserve the right to change prices and payment methods at any time without prior notice.

    7. Shipping and Fulfilment

    Physical products will be shipped to the address provided at checkout. Digital products will be delivered electronically to the email address you provide. We are not responsible for delays caused by carriers, customs, or inaccurate delivery information.

    Shipping fees are non-refundable unless otherwise stated in our Refund Policy.

    8. Refunds and Returns

    All sales are considered final unless the product received is defective or incorrect. For eligible returns or exchanges, please refer to our Refund Policy, available on the Site.

    9. Disclaimers

    The Services and products provided through this Site are offered “as is” and for entertainment purposes only. We make no representations or warranties, express or implied, regarding:

    • The accuracy or completeness of any content;

    • The merchantability or fitness for a particular purpose; or

    • The reliability of any representations implied by parody or satire.

    You acknowledge and agree that your use of the Site is at your sole risk and that any products purchased are for humour and novelty only, not for use as legitimate credentials or qualifications.

    10. Limitation of Liability

    To the fullest extent permitted by law, 1560606 BC Ltd. and its affiliates, officers, directors, employees, and agents shall not be liable for any damages of any kind arising out of or related to your use or inability to use the Site or products, including but not limited to direct, indirect, incidental, punitive, or consequential damages.

    In no event shall our total liability exceed the amount paid by you for the product or service in question.

    11. Indemnification

    You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless 1560606 BC Ltd., its affiliates, and their respective officers, directors, employees, and agents from any claims, damages, liabilities, or expenses arising out of your violation of these Terms or your misuse of the Site or its products.

    12. Governing Law

    These Terms shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the Province of British Columbia, and the federal laws of Canada, without regard to conflict of law principles. Any disputes shall be resolved exclusively in the courts located in Vancouver, British Columbia.

    13. Termination

    We reserve the right to suspend or terminate your access to the Site at our discretion if we believe that you have violated these Terms or engaged in unlawful or inappropriate behaviour.

    14. Changes to Terms

    We may update or modify these Terms at any time without prior notice. Any changes will be posted on this page with an updated “Effective Date.” Your continued use of the Site after changes are made constitutes your acceptance of the revised Terms.

    15. Contact Information

    If you have any questions about these Terms or the Site, please contact us at:
    1560606 BC Ltd.
    Email: info@universityofphuckery.com
    Website: www.universityofphuckery.com
    Mailing Address: Suite 2, 1511 Commercial Drive, Vancouver, BC, V5L 3Y1

  • Effective Date: 01-01-26
    Last Updated: 01-01-26

    Welcome to the University of Phuckery website (the “Site”), operated by 1560606 BC Ltd. (“Company,” “we,” “us,” or “our”). The following Terms and Conditions (“Terms”) govern your access to and use of our Site, products, and services, including any content, functionality, and products offered through www.universityofphuckery.com (collectively, the “Services”).

    By accessing or using our Services, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agree to be bound by these Terms. If you do not agree, you must not use our Services.

    1. Nature of Business

    The University of Phuckery is a satirical, parody-based, and entertainment-oriented online business. The Site and its products—including but not limited to certificates, diplomas, apparel, and related merchandise—are intended solely for novelty, humour, and lifestyle purposes.

    The University of Phuckery is not an accredited educational institution, nor does it provide academic courses, degrees, credits, or certifications of any kind recognized by any government, licensing authority, or academic institution.

    All products, titles, and designations (such as “Diploma in Basic Phuckery,” “Bachelor of Advanced Phuckery,” or “Honourary Degree of Phuckery”) are fictional and intended for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to legitimate educational credentials is purely coincidental and not intended to deceive or mislead.

    2. Eligibility

    By using this Site, you represent and warrant that you are at least 18 years of age or the age of majority in your jurisdiction, and that you have the legal capacity to enter into these Terms. Individuals under 18 may not purchase from or use this Site.

    3. Use of the Site

    You agree to use the Site only for lawful purposes and in accordance with these Terms. You must not:

    • Use the Site in any way that violates any applicable law or regulation;

    • Misrepresent the nature or purpose of the Site or its products;

    • Claim or imply that any product purchased constitutes a legitimate academic credential or qualification;

    • Engage in conduct that could disable, overburden, or impair the Site or interfere with other users’ enjoyment of the Services; or

    • Attempt to gain unauthorized access to any portion of the Site or any systems connected to it.

    4. Intellectual Property

    All content on this Site, including but not limited to text, graphics, logos, designs, images, product descriptions, and the “University of Phuckery” name and branding, are the intellectual property of 1560606 BC Ltd. or its licensors and are protected by copyright, trademark, and other applicable laws.

    No portion of this Site may be copied, reproduced, republished, transmitted, or distributed without our express written consent.

    5. Product Descriptions and Availability

    We make reasonable efforts to ensure that product descriptions, pricing, and availability are accurate. However, we do not warrant that all information is free from error. We reserve the right to correct any errors, inaccuracies, or omissions and to change or update information at any time without prior notice.

    All products sold through the Site are for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Purchases do not grant any form of academic standing, certification, or qualification.

    6. Pricing and Payment

    All prices are listed in Canadian dollars (CAD) unless otherwise stated. Payment must be made in full at the time of purchase using an accepted payment method. We reserve the right to change prices and payment methods at any time without prior notice.

    7. Shipping and Fulfilment

    Physical products will be shipped to the address provided at checkout. Digital products will be delivered electronically to the email address you provide. We are not responsible for delays caused by carriers, customs, or inaccurate delivery information.

    Shipping fees are non-refundable unless otherwise stated in our Refund Policy.

    8. Refunds and Returns

    All sales are considered final unless the product received is defective or incorrect. For eligible returns or exchanges, please refer to our Refund Policy, available on the Site.

    9. Disclaimers

    The Services and products provided through this Site are offered “as is” and for entertainment purposes only. We make no representations or warranties, express or implied, regarding:

    • The accuracy or completeness of any content;

    • The merchantability or fitness for a particular purpose; or

    • The reliability of any representations implied by parody or satire.

    You acknowledge and agree that your use of the Site is at your sole risk and that any products purchased are for humour and novelty only, not for use as legitimate credentials or qualifications.

    10. Limitation of Liability

    To the fullest extent permitted by law, 1560606 BC Ltd. and its affiliates, officers, directors, employees, and agents shall not be liable for any damages of any kind arising out of or related to your use or inability to use the Site or products, including but not limited to direct, indirect, incidental, punitive, or consequential damages.

    In no event shall our total liability exceed the amount paid by you for the product or service in question.

    11. Indemnification

    You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless 1560606 BC Ltd., its affiliates, and their respective officers, directors, employees, and agents from any claims, damages, liabilities, or expenses arising out of your violation of these Terms or your misuse of the Site or its products.

    12. Governing Law

    These Terms shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the Province of British Columbia, and the federal laws of Canada, without regard to conflict of law principles. Any disputes shall be resolved exclusively in the courts located in Vancouver, British Columbia.

    13. Termination

    We reserve the right to suspend or terminate your access to the Site at our discretion if we believe that you have violated these Terms or engaged in unlawful or inappropriate behaviour.

    14. Changes to Terms

    We may update or modify these Terms at any time without prior notice. Any changes will be posted on this page with an updated “Effective Date.” Your continued use of the Site after changes are made constitutes your acceptance of the revised Terms.

    15. Contact Information

    If you have any questions about these Terms or the Site, please contact us at:
    1560606 BC Ltd.
    Email: info@universityofphuckery.com
    Website: www.universityofphuckery.com
    Mailing Address: Suite 2, 1511 Commercial Drive, Vancouver, BC, V5L 3Y1