Absolutely not. The University of Phuckery is a satirical lifestyle brand operated by 1560606 BC Ltd. We sell novelty certificates, parody “degrees,” and branded merchandise created purely for entertainment. While our humour is legitimate, our academic accreditation is not.

So, the degrees are fake?

“Fake” sounds harsh. Let us say fictional with flair. Each degree is a novelty item—a playful recognition of life experience, boldness, and unapologetic character. They look convincing on a wall, but they will not qualify you for student loans, job promotions, or tenure.

Only if your goal is comic relief. Our degrees are for fun, not function—best displayed above your bar cart, not in a hiring interview. Listing them as genuine credentials may violate employment or advertising standards. Keep it classy; keep it parody.

Yes. The University of Phuckery operates as a registered Canadian business, and our products are clearly labelled as novelty entertainment. Buying or gifting one is 100% legal—as long as you do not attempt to pass it off as a legitimate qualification.

Sorry, our Refund Policy only covers physical defects or incorrect orders—not academic disappointment. Every purchase is final unless your product arrives damaged or incorrect. For details, review our Refund Policy.

Yes—convincingly ridiculous. Our designs balance sophistication and satire, complete with official-looking seals and impressive typography. The point is to make you laugh, not to fool HR.

We highly encourage it. In fact, framing is half the fun. Just remember: when guests ask about your “Master of Ultimate Phuckery,” honesty is the most enlightened answer.

Not unless sarcasm counts as a seminar. The University of Phuckery offers zero coursework, zero homework, and zero student debt—just instant graduation and a lifetime supply of attitude.

Absolutely. Our products make unforgettable gifts for friends, colleagues, or loved ones who have truly mastered the fine art of phuckery. It is humour wrapped in parchment—perfect for birthdays, office parties, and “you deserve this” moments.

The institution is the brilliant brainchild of a few humans with advanced degrees in satire, entrepreneurship, and mildly organized chaos. The business is operated by 1560606 BC Ltd., a legally incorporated company in British Columbia, Canada.

We collect only what we need to process your order—name, email, shipping info, and payment details (securely handled by our third-party processor). We never sell or share your data. For details, review our Privacy Policy.

Nice try, Dean Material—but all branding, course names, and designs are protected by copyright and trademark.

We love ambition. From “Doctor of Office Shenanigans” to “Professor of Procrastination,” custom orders may be available for special releases.

Right here. No library card, tuition, or ID required. Browse, laugh, and graduate at your own pace. You have already passed the entrance exam by finding us.